That’s right, folks, here’s my “7 sure-fire ways to keep your kids Catholic”. In just 7 easy steps, you too can keep your kids Catholic. Don’t forget to pre-order my book, Forcing Your Kids to Be Catholic in 7 Easy Steps, available where all parenting books for desperate parents are sold. 🙁 Quantities are limited. So get it today before they are sold out! Now, on to my 7 Easy Steps…Satisfaction Guaranteed. ~Step 1~ Accept That There’s No “Sure-Fire” Way to Keep Your Kids Catholic. Sad, but true. From the get-go you have to accept the fact that your kids, my kids — they have free will.  There simply is no…